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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

shop bitz part ?

over heard fabio chatting to martin alexander on monday morning, martin asks him how he did at the weekend, so fabsy runs him through his match, then admits he only weighed 7lb, martin says "fairplay fabsy you very nearly made that sound interesting". its a good job 5 people dnw,d as he would have been 55 th on the day but then 50th dont sound to good does it.
trig (craig edmunds)had a panic on monday night as he lost his hair thickening powder whilst out with his mate, turns out he dropped it in his car so his mate left it behind the shops neighbours wall for him to pick up on tues morning, that was certainley a missed opportunity , i wonder what he would have looked like with black groundbait dye on his head. he was in early on tues with another of his follically (i think thats how you spell it)challenged mates, philtones very own printing magnet niel mercer, i think his hair line has gone beyond lasers and fairey dust i think his best option has to be eyebrow extensions and back combing,or borrow some off the printing trades very own monkey boy as he has plenty.(you know who you are). any way him and trig were in the shop to pick up some casters as they were fishing a print trade corporate day at colemans cottage in essex, niel always asks some strange questions and today was no exception, he asked what effect all the heavy rain might have on the way the fish would react, HOW THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WOULD I KNOW but last time i looked they seemed quite happy to spend there lives in water so bit extra aint goin to hurt is it, and i think niel, colemans is taking part in a new pilot scheme where all the fish are being given the chance of a brollie if they need it.
then theres les(the chub)williams who is planning a mullet trip to a small harbour near tenby in west wales which is fed by a river off the mountains, he asked me if i thought the river would go into spate and colour the harbour making the mullet go off the feed, again, HOW THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WOULD I KNOW, i dont go to wales as i dont like paying 11 quid to get in, perhaps they aint so daft if our government were to start charging an access fee to get in to our country (and make it big)we may not get the same ammount of immigrants turning up for the free handouts.
still waiting for mr anon to come out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

  1. i stand by what i say your just a mugger and if that isnt bad enough now your taking the piss out of your customers.frankly rip off i strongly feel someone needs to take you in hand and teach u some manners clearly you havnt any but knowing u this long i new that anyway

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  2. Whoever Mr Anonymous is clearly a complete idiot and dosent have a clue about the camaraderie that goes on within the fishing scene. Tony dosent mug anyone, he's just a better angler than most! FACT

    Of course this is a free country and u are entitled to an opinion (a sadly deluded one at that), but at least have the balls to leave ur name

    Fred

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  3. i see u have people coming to your rescue but they all think the same deep down.See you dont really bother with viaduct anymore when everyone participates is there a reason for this of course there is enough said.

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  4. You obviously dont know your facts very well because you would know that my local venue is the viaduct and its fair to say i pick up more than my fair share of brown envelopes there, tony there or not. I also choose to travel to matches where tony may fish for variation and do alright there as well.

    You mention that tony only fishes matches where he can gain county points fishing against 'lesser' anglers. If you have done your research (which obviously you havent!) you would find nationally that most of the anglers leading their respective county divisions are one trick ponies and gained most of their points fishing only one venue 2-3 times a week, where as tony has gained most of his fishing 3-4 different venues. Are those same anglers just 'mugging' all those that turn up and picking matches where htey know that they will walk it, or are they just the better angler at reading the situation and fishing accordingly...

    I suppose you could say the ginger ninja is a one trick pony as he has gained nealry all of his county points at the viaduct. I presuming you know who im talking of, but presumably not!

    If you believe that tony is mugging those around him that choose to fish the same matches why not fish those said matches and get your name in the weekly rags on regular basis and have it in print 'Mr Anon' 1st, Tony Rixon 2nd all the time. That way we would now that you are the 'better' angler and put things right! That of course presuming you have the ability?

    You talk a good show...no actually you dont, but then its always easy to hide behind a computer!!!

    Hoping to see you on the bank so that you can mug me of my £20....

    Freddo

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  5. freddo stop threating bar the very first message about the viaduct which i never wrote the rest was a wind up obviously wound the wrong person up and the way tou draws not suprised you get your fair share of brown envelopes yours truley shrimphead

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  6. thanx for the support fred but i founbd out that the shrimp was behind the latest anon, he is a bugger shame he just got to the wrong person, i would still like to know who the first anon was but he will probably keep his head down now

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  7. i think you should all go and book a holliday and chill out for crying out loud whats a matter withhh you all get your noses out of tonys rectum anyone who khows tony that well knows he dont give a toss and finds it funny its turing in to something like the jerry springer show nick c

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  8. i think theres to much jealousy and back stabbing going on here lets just go fishing and be happy.
    F&F

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