les(the chub)williams came in on tues and was discussing how his match went on sunday at avalon , and couldnt really understand how come josh garrett opposite him managed to catch on the shallow wag and he struggled to get a bite, i didnt have the heart to tell him that josh is probably just better than him. anyway he still enjoyed himself as there appeared to be a buzzard,s nest somewhere in the tree,s behind him cos he could hear the chicks squaking(that aint how you spell it is it). i had to explain to him that he was next to paul(beaver)elmes who,s ringtone is the sound of chicks in the nest so the time he spent creeping around behind his peg was enough time for josh to steal his fish, it could only happen to the chub.
dean also came in and kept us ammused with stories of his past to how the world would be a better place with him in charge. also he found a way he might be able to improve his sex life with mrs m , he thought it would be a good idea to make her sit down and watch a sex aducation video he had borrowed off someone, then calmly explaining to her that he wanted her to behave like them dirty bitches(his words). i dont know if it worked as i,m to scared to ask. so if any of you people out there need some advice on how sort your lazy bitch(wife)out on ways to improve your marriage ,and parental control of your kids and other peoples aswell he is available free of charge via the avon angling helpline. he did come out with several more little gems but most were unprintable, i might have to start a members only blog lol
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